Pubic Liberry.

I started an account with these crooks and rented a book for like a month...or two. Anyway I finally returned it and they still charged me $18! I refused to pay so they sent me to their mafia-like collections department. One day I came out of my house and on the back of my van they wrote "I like c@ck" in dirt. This also came with a drawing/​diagram.​

When I finally contacted them to pay my tab they laughed at my attempts to pay over the phone via VISA.

"We only accept checks," they said.
"What is this, the 1960s? Nobody uses cheques." I replied.

Tired of the harassment and threats on my credit score I payed up, but not before making the cheque to "Seattle Pubic Library:"

Editors Note* (Although the photo is altered, I didn't want Photobucket to share my check with 2 millie subscribers. So I erased it. Come by my house and I'll show you the carbon copy if you're not satisfied.)

I was sure they would return this gem and charge me another $25 for the canceled check, but no. They took it like a sucka and now the joke is on them.

If revenge is to be served cold, at what temp should I serve any passive aggressive behavior?