BARKLE And Son

I'm moving...

2011-05-24T10:11:00.000-07:00

Steve Ballmer to Help the Homeless?

2010-11-08T10:32:00.001-08:00

Microsoft CEO sold $2 Billion in stocks to diversify his holdings. It would only take $200 milli to buy the Key Arena, pimp it out, and give this guy a home...

Microsoft doesn't want this dude on the streets of Redmond.

They want him dropping world record back flip dunks!

Who needs extensions?

2010-07-02T19:44:00.000-07:00

Just shaved all our horses.

Contact me for size and colors!

Hot Sauce

2010-06-07T13:42:00.000-07:00

Need some trees limbed...might call these guys.

Snowboarding is hardcore

2010-03-14T23:22:00.000-07:00

Especially when I do it.

Fairies wear boots.

2010-03-14T23:21:00.001-07:00

I thought Vancouver was more PC than this...

BARKLE Bus

2010-01-16T19:30:00.000-08:00

Community Transit tried to make their own I-5 northbound entrance on Olive last year. SPD shut 'em down real quick though.

Hawks Need A New GM!

2010-01-16T19:27:00.000-08:00

How many of these do we need to trade in to get Holmgren as our GM?

Hawks Fans!

2009-09-05T13:14:00.000-07:00

Hawks like hog meat.

I fear no beer because it's 4:20 Somewhere.

Jeff Gordon Hat w/ matching Clear Knapsack.

Get your own fucking bike!

2009-09-04T11:32:00.000-07:00

Luckily they were using gardening shears instead of a bolt cutter.

Seafair

2009-08-03T02:12:00.000-07:00

Chip Hanauer thanks the BARKLE masses that came out for Seafair.

He thanks you for the "Jager Bombs."

He loved your version of "I'm On A Boat."

He thinks your tits look great.

Real glad you got your boats home safe.

Can't wait for next year...

North End Supporters

2009-07-18T13:43:00.000-07:00

We are North End Supporters as well. It just wouldn't be BARKLE without Lynwood and Everett.

These soccer nerds are crazy though! It's 80 out right now and you will find these guys at the Comedy Underground wearing scarves and Mario's denim. BARKLE BARKLE BARKLE!!!

God has blessed us!!!

2009-07-04T02:58:00.000-07:00

Kennewick Washington, puting the K in BARKLE!!!

I love that we can say and do what ever the fuck we want. Happy Birthday America, you are a Badass!

The Self Proclaimed "King Of Lake City"

2009-06-23T16:13:00.000-07:00

Eric Powers has been quite the man about town lately. Seen here in White Patent Leather Jordans with white socks, pre faded/acid washed jeans, button fly back pockets, weird posture and a vest in June. I tried to speak with him, but he drove off in his leased 300M too fast.

Later in the week I saw him walk into the women's restroom at Safeco Field. King of Barkles...maybe, King of LC...NEVER!!!

Health Alert!!!

2009-06-12T01:33:00.001-07:00

Anyone else get Herpacyphilaids M from shitting here?

Fashion Report: Jean Shorts

2009-06-06T10:45:00.000-07:00

Went to Portland the other day in search of tri-blend V-necks and saw these pre cuts for $48 (no tax in OR tho!)

Macy's Spring sale homie! Poppin' Tagz!!!

For those Folk Life/Solstice Parade/Skater Types

Just make sure your pockets are right...

Who's cooler than Steve Pool?

2009-06-03T02:40:00.000-07:00

In Seattle Steve is the King!!! He's got it all. The fame, the fortune, and a nicely groomed mustache.

"Believe in Steve" Yes we do.

Been fly since 1984

...whoah damn...he can backspin!!!

Can you say simulcast!?!

He spends half his day kicking it on KOMO's roof prank calling Eric Powers. As long as Steve's around it's never mostly cloudy, only partly sunny. Big ups Steve, BARKLE Galaxy salutes you!

Seattle Mariners!!!

2009-05-09T17:42:00.000-07:00

Got day of tickets to the M's game on the 3rd base line. We walked from our house through the "Jungle" with beers in hand.

This dude has the easiest job ever. All he does is stare at mom butts all day.

We got there at the 3rd inning and we were already down 6-1, however after our first inning there we scored 4. Couple of homers right over the Bullpen Pub were amazing.

This lady didn't even know there was a game going on. Must have been a killer crossword puzzle.

They started playing "1, 2, Step" . She quickly turned into the Dance Move Burglar in attempt to get on the big screen. Make it clap girl!!!

They left after that and missed a walk off double in the bottom of the 9th to win the game. Bush Gardens in Chinatown goes off after M's Games.

Do you like fish sticks?

2009-05-06T11:37:00.000-07:00

It's official...the joke is dead.

We turned 40...pages.

2009-04-28T12:08:00.000-07:00

That's right, more than 40 of you have checked us out here at Barkle Galaxy. Let me tell you the last 5 months have been a real blogging whirlwind and I wanted to thank each and every one of you die hard fans for supporting us through the days. To show my appreciation I bought everybody beer...bottle!

Click your favorite brand to redeem:

Hong Kong Driving School

2009-04-13T12:39:00.000-07:00

Entertainment: Hip Pop

2009-04-09T15:09:00.000-07:00

For the longest time I've been backing Wayne and all the shit he does. Although it's self proclaimed, he is arguably the best rapper alive and undoubtedly the hardest working.

So what happened?

In less than a year he went from being the best lyricist with unmatched comercial success while still maintaing some street cred to a lame pop rocker with shitty Vocoder hooks.

Don't get me wrong I'm a sucker for concept albums and artists doing different stuff, but when it sucks IMA H8. Outkast, Common, Mos Def, Cypress Hill, Ice-T, Del, and many other dudes have gone the "Rock" route and it's made them better artists in the end. This on the other hand is somewhere totally uncharted and I'm afraid of where it will go...

Wayne, please don't do this to us. Please go back to rappin' 'bout Lambos, Purp, Promethazine, and Modelin' Bitches. This path your are currently on is dark and has no place for you. There's only one way to jump the shark and make it look cool...

Pubic Liberry.

2009-04-08T11:46:00.001-07:00

I started an account with these crooks and rented a book for like a month...or two. Anyway I finally returned it and they still charged me $18! I refused to pay so they sent me to their mafia-like collections department. One day I came out of my house and on the back of my van they wrote "I like c@ck" in dirt. This also came with a drawing/diagram.

When I finally contacted them to pay my tab they laughed at my attempts to pay over the phone via VISA.

"We only accept checks," they said.
"What is this, the 1960s? Nobody uses cheques." I replied.

Tired of the harassment and threats on my credit score I payed up, but not before making the cheque to "Seattle Pubic Library:"

Editors Note* (Although the photo is altered, I didn't want Photobucket to share my check with 2 millie subscribers. So I erased it. Come by my house and I'll show you the carbon copy if you're not satisfied.)

I was sure they would return this gem and charge me another $25 for the canceled check, but no. They took it like a sucka and now the joke is on them.

If revenge is to be served cold, at what temp should I serve any passive aggressive behavior?

Spring is on the way!

2009-04-08T10:54:00.000-07:00

Until it started raining again...

BARLKE's Guide to Fine Dining: Burasian

2009-04-03T02:12:00.000-07:00

King Buffet‎
137 SW 160th St
Burien, WA 98166
(206) 444-0772

Just off the 509 at S 160th ST before you pass the 3rd runway.

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From it's majestic waterfall scene wallpaper to it's giant fish tank this place has all the class. Even the kitchen looks and smells of old china town.

The choices are vast and you'll want to try every tray...twice!!

The bathroom isn't Pepto Bismol pink for nothing, cause this place will leave you greased up and packed to the gills. Don't forget your souvenir bamboo shoot to let the neighborhood know "I ATE LIKE A KING!"

If you don't believe me, read these REAL consumer reviews:

Ok food
By Sara M.
I went with my husband and two kids. The service was great. The food was alright. Not the best but I don't think anyone goes in expecting the best at a buffet.
My kids loved the crab legs!

Stay Away
By Mom2Boyz
Our local teenagers went in they were told they had to pay 3 times the regular rate, because they eat to much. Parents tried to talk to them, after all it clearly states ALL YOU CAN eat. They agreed they could stay but not eat certain (expensive items). They then didn't put any of that food out. They refused to clear their table and cut them off anyway. Please boycott this restaurant until they change their policies. Everyone should be all you can eat or no one.

We Ate Lots

By Jimmy Fontaine

Took the family there and I topped out at 5 trips before the dessert bar. Don't eat too many of them stewed pigeon drumsticks though (they made my guts hurt.) We ate 15 pounds of chow mein between the 6 of us. Good krab cakes too.

Who let this happen?

2009-04-02T12:59:00.001-07:00

No wonder 2008 was such a mediocre season, we had this dong bag on the roster.

Hasslebeck's all, "I can't believe I'm doing this, Barkle Galaxy is going to kill me."

Then Mack is all like, "Now this is some Buuullshit, I'm fixin' to retire right now."

And then George says, "I never seen a Seahawk, but I think one shit on my Escalade earlier today."

The State of Organ

2009-03-25T18:02:00.000-07:00

This is like New Jerusalem for BARKLES. Perms, trucks, living in the woods, lots of rain, menthol cigs, bad tattoos, and stripper girlfriends. Big ups Oregon!!!

Livin' Astro

2009-03-16T16:02:00.001-07:00

I was at Subway getting my $5 footlong on when I saw this...

Then I started thinking about how to give my van more street cred.

This would be super radical from July 3rd - August 10th.

...and this from February 1st - March 30th.

These are timeless. It's like the Vogue Tyre of mud flaps.

You already know about the Dingle Balls, but...

...THIS IS NOT A GAME.

Last weekend I met a dude who does vinyl wraps and window decals. Tryin' to get work to co-op a window or 2.

Either way Ima keep it B.A.R.K.L.E.

Hot Babes

2009-01-04T21:23:00.000-08:00

Anyone want to go to the strip mall and pick up chicks this week?

Barkles Served at Hawks Game

2008-12-30T18:10:00.000-08:00

Story submitted from Phoenix Sun TImes
Word is that the man suspected of brutally murdering 2 fans at the Cardinals regular season finale game is still at large. Witnesses are mostly speechless, the few that were available for comment claiming to have seen something entirely supernatural occur before their eyes as the heinous crime unfolded during the fourth quarter of the Cardinals' game at University of Phoenix Stadium on Sunday.

More than 30 fans in attendance at the game against Seattle allege to have seen a 6'2" white man in black sneakers, blue jeans and a black hooded sweatshirt karate chop the 2 Cardinal fans in the throat before feeding their heads to a larger than life "monster" that grew out of the suspect's chest.

Barkle Galaxy was able to get a comment from a Phoenix area eyewitness who spoke only after BG guaranteed him anonymity. "This fella had like...a head. It was almost like a big football player head growing out of his self. I ain't never seen a thing like it. This giant head in his belly was alive and eatin' them 2 boys heads like it they was candy right in front of a big group of folks."

The photo above was taken by another witness and remains the only lead as the manhunt that began during the Cards victory on Sunday continues throughout the Valley. The photographer claims he took this photo on his mobile phone as the suspect "fed" the "man in his chest" a beer after "it devoured" the 2 men.

Police remain optimistic as they gather more information from Phoenix area gentlemens' establishments where the suspect and a group of similarly intoxicated men are said to have been seen in the wee hours of Sunday morning. An employee of Skin Cabaret in Scottsdale commented, "This one group of guys had one guy who looked like the head eating dude (on) the news from the game or whatever. This guy kept yelling "best day ever!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs and smelled like he had had one two many Rumple Minze shots." Despite the phto i.d. and eyewitnesses at various points throughout Sunday night, the suspect remains on the loose and should be considered most likely unarmed but lethally dangerous.

Sadly, to complicate the investigation, the Glendale Police Department in cooperation with the coroner's office took much longer than would usually be the case to identify the bodies as the victims heads were swallowed whole, eliminating any possibility of dental i.d. and both men were 5'4" white males wearing khaki pants and Larry Fitzgerald #11 jerseys over their turtlenecks.

IF ANYONE HAS INFORAMTION AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF A MAN FITTING THIS SUSPECT'S DESCRIPTION PLEASE CONTACT THE GLENDALE PD IMMEDIATELY

Ahh...Barkles being Barkles.

2008-12-30T17:58:00.000-08:00

Arizona Cardinals Fans...

2008-12-29T14:01:00.000-08:00

Most were quiet and polite...except the one dude that told Mike to clap in his head. Not totally smart.

Our Hero

2008-12-29T13:53:00.000-08:00

Stuck in the airport after Mancation in AZ (Land of the Barkles). Wish "The Boz" would hijack a plane and get us back to Renton.